Fashion Police

So, people here tend to wear shirts that have English written on them quite a bit and wouldn't you know that they don't know what their shirt says any more than we do. Here is one example of a t shirt I saw today on the man standing in front of me in line at the post office. I started being confused and then just had to stifle my laughter as I pondered it's intended meaning and how appropriately it fit the wearer. It said:

'Alert Passion Departman, Style is Difficult to Defective
Bad Can you Otted a Mile Away'

Your guess is as good as mine. But yeah, when I read it I was thinking something like...'Alert the Fashion Department. Style is Difficult to Detect, but if it's bad...You Can Spot it a Mile Away'. What's on your t-shirt? Bet you'll think twice about what it says next time before you put it on, eh? Spell check, it's a wonder.